How to Actually Play the BongCloud Opening in 3 Minutes 02.03.2023 The most intricately theoretical opening in all of Chess has finally been rendered comprehensible in video form. Post navigation PreviousNext 500 Comments Comments navigation Newer comments I'm high as fuck from a 2g water melon skittlez jeeter and absolutely lost my shit at "king E2"For any non-stoners, all those words are real. Reply Have you ever played chess against a common beetle? It's beneath them. They won't even acknowledge that you want to play with them. Reply Ben S Chess sexually molested my son. Reply Cheech Chong smokin up that big bong Reply I'm interested Reply so the first thing I did while watching this video was play the bongcloud opening Reply “your king is much more dangers than theirs EXCELLENT !!” 😂😂 Reply dunno about that but i can show you the CrackToke method Reply yo i used this opening 1st time, took the guys queen and he forfeited, thank you 😘 Reply I've never played chess before, but I think I'll start and use this strategy on my first game ever, I think I'll get lucky. Reply subscribing to distract myself destitute life situations Reply It's neither attack nor defense, it's a bait Reply The only thing cool about a bongcloud is when I drink whiskey after 🤙 fags Reply You can't be 10 steps ahead of someone who has no idea where they're going. Reply I love this opening because it attacks everything except your opponent Reply wow- i love learning stuff Reply Cmon 8 seconds longer Reply Okay…so let me get this straight…the horsey thing can jump over other pieces ? Well, that loosens things up quite a bit. Reply too close to mic Reply Bruh RIP VAustinL 😭 Reply This makes no sense. Unless you're the best player in the world there are still opponents that you can't humiliate. So therefore this is impossible unless you're sandbagging your rating Reply Your voice smells like a bong cloud. Thumbs down for the video. Reply So this is where uthermal got the name Reply this catan game is totally fucked Reply "if they are a better chess player than you, why are you playing this?" had me chuckling 🤣 Reply un liked un subbed can't prnounce fianchetto Reply This is not what I expected the video to be I honestly thought it'd be a person just blowing smoke in another person's face as they move their pieces Reply What if they mirror your king movement as well? Reply You're really sad and confused if your motivation for playing chess is to humiliate your opponent. Reply Yo but when do I hit the bong Reply I just mirror everything they do and they get so pissed off, even though I physically can’t win. Reply I played the opening against a friend. He than thought without talking for 5 minutes and than surrenders. Fun fact we arend friends anymore Reply The bongcloud opening is amazing. I didn't think Chess, the most skill based game out there, would even have a disrespectful move like this. Reply Gonna play this against my step-dad next time we play. Will notate the game and leave it in a reply in about a week Reply most beginners won't recognize the opening, making the attempt to disrespect practically nonexistent Reply You can't actually castle your king once it has already moved Reply You forgot about step 2 rewatch the video bc I still don't know how to play Reply sun tzu plays chess Reply Bad video !!! Reply Hi I’m completely new to chess and am going to make this the first opening I learn Reply Castle up that’s a hot box move Reply I thought this video was going to be about people playing in this weird weed chess tournament called the Bongcloud Open one day Reply I made my king so agrsive with this Reply I had no idea wesley crusher smoked weed 🤔 Reply This is already known as the "Schneizel el Britannia" opening. Reply I cant get over the manual castle bruh😂 Reply This is truly powerful on blitz as your opponent will take so much time staring at it that their clock will go down so they become pressured into making blunders. I've actually won with this Reply Who named their kid Bonglord McCloud 😭 Reply People: "Life is like a game of chess"Me: Reply There are millions of plays in chess and if I'm being honest this video reeked of pompisnous, and cringe. You must've been playing against a cpu. Reply Comments navigation Newer comments Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.