The most intricately theoretical opening in all of Chess has finally been rendered comprehensible in video form.
How to Actually Play the BongCloud Opening in 3 Minutes
The most intricately theoretical opening in all of Chess has finally been rendered comprehensible in video form.
I'm high as fuck from a 2g water melon skittlez jeeter and absolutely lost my shit at "king E2"
For any non-stoners, all those words are real.
Have you ever played chess against a common beetle? It's beneath them. They won't even acknowledge that you want to play with them.
Ben S Chess sexually molested my son.
Cheech Chong smokin up that big bong
I'm interested
so the first thing I did while watching this video was play the bongcloud opening
“your king is much more dangers than theirs EXCELLENT !!” 😂😂
dunno about that but i can show you the CrackToke method
yo i used this opening 1st time, took the guys queen and he forfeited, thank you 😘
I've never played chess before, but I think I'll start and use this strategy on my first game ever, I think I'll get lucky.
subscribing to distract myself destitute life situations
It's neither attack nor defense, it's a bait
The only thing cool about a bongcloud is when I drink whiskey after 🤙 fags
You can't be 10 steps ahead of someone who has no idea where they're going.
I love this opening because it attacks everything except your opponent
wow- i love learning stuff
Cmon 8 seconds longer
Okay…so let me get this straight…the horsey thing can jump over other pieces ? Well, that loosens things up quite a bit.
too close to mic
Bruh RIP VAustinL 😭
This makes no sense. Unless you're the best player in the world there are still opponents that you can't humiliate. So therefore this is impossible unless you're sandbagging your rating
Your voice smells like a bong cloud. Thumbs down for the video.
So this is where uthermal got the name
this catan game is totally fucked
"if they are a better chess player than you, why are you playing this?" had me chuckling 🤣
un liked un subbed can't prnounce fianchetto
This is not what I expected the video to be I honestly thought it'd be a person just blowing smoke in another person's face as they move their pieces
What if they mirror your king movement as well?
You're really sad and confused if your motivation for playing chess is to humiliate your opponent.
Yo but when do I hit the bong
I just mirror everything they do and they get so pissed off, even though I physically can’t win.
I played the opening against a friend. He than thought without talking for 5 minutes and than surrenders. Fun fact we arend friends anymore
The bongcloud opening is amazing. I didn't think Chess, the most skill based game out there, would even have a disrespectful move like this.
Gonna play this against my step-dad next time we play. Will notate the game and leave it in a reply in about a week
most beginners won't recognize the opening, making the attempt to disrespect practically nonexistent
You can't actually castle your king once it has already moved
You forgot about step 2 rewatch the video bc I still don't know how to play
sun tzu plays chess
Bad video !!!
Hi I’m completely new to chess and am going to make this the first opening I learn
Castle up that’s a hot box move
I thought this video was going to be about people playing in this weird weed chess tournament called the Bongcloud Open
one day
I made my king so agrsive with this
I had no idea wesley crusher smoked weed 🤔
This is already known as the "Schneizel el Britannia" opening.
I cant get over the manual castle bruh😂
This is truly powerful on blitz as your opponent will take so much time staring at it that their clock will go down so they become pressured into making blunders. I've actually won with this
Who named their kid Bonglord McCloud 😭
People: "Life is like a game of chess"
Me:
There are millions of plays in chess and if I'm being honest this video reeked of pompisnous, and cringe. You must've been playing against a cpu.