How to Play the London System in 3 Minutes | The Easiest Chess Opening Ever

If you’re looking to step up your opening game with something so basic and effortless it could be played by a trained cockroach, look no further.

If you’re looking for an opening that will win you the respect of your peers, look much further.


  1. The lesson is actually 30 seconds, not 3 minutes… this is a scam, lol.

  2. You think the London is boring… you should try the English!

  3. I like the deep read into my soul at the end. I'm not here to learn I'm here to pretend to be smart!

    Edit: btw I love the sniffing brit inspired theme of the video! Very clever.

  4. This opening got me to 1450 Rapid… I'm not dropping this opening anytime soon. xD

  5. Never has a video reached described the sad depravity of my chess games so well.

  6. I've been playing this for a while without knowing the name

  7. Now give us a video to destroy the cowards using this system against us. After watching this video I have a decent idea of what they’re trying to achieve but no idea how to stop it. Please spoon feed me

  8. Thats the most fucking funny chess video I've ever seen

  9. Why does this dude's super dark humor seems like an ideal to strive towards?

  10. I should not have paused for that frame

  11. Single handedly the best chess tutorial I've ever seen🤣🤙👌

  12. oh ok i am not playing it please make the depression go bye bye now

  13. Clicked to see someone roast the London System for 3 minutes. Was not disappointed

  14. 50% chess / 50% roast. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

  15. You should make a chess tutorial on the Alekhine Defence!

  16. Can confirm I am a mouth breather who wants to take the fun out of chess 50% of the time

  17. Best video on London system…specially the second half as you start questioning yourself 😂

  18. This video was awesome. I just stubbed

  19. In the end 😂😂😂I feel every word 😂😂😂😂

  20. I'm inspired to give up chess after this

  21. It took me several times of watching this video (like probably eight or so) before I caught the joke at 1:31 that he slips in under his breath. It fits perfectly with the rest of the video

  22. Never played this shit.
    I usually go Alekhine's all day long.
    But I need something against the icky d4 c4.

  23. 😆 So playing the london is the equivalent of playing teemo..🤣🤣🤣

  24. Aright tell me where the London Opening touched you

  25. makes chess look so easy😭😭 proceeds to fail on every chess platform

  26. i picked up the london and climbed from 900 to 1200 in rapid/blitz/bullet and plateaued. i proceeded to lose my mind as i stagnated at mediocrity. the game lost its magic. there was no fun in seeing the exact same position hundreds of times. i have since transitioned from queen's pawn to king's pawn openings. don't fall down the rabbit hole of d4. it will do horrible things to you, after making you feel an empty sense of accomplishment for gaining a few hundred rating points by learning nothing.

  27. I've got a feeling that this man has a thing for the london system..

  28. If you watched this whole video I don't understand how you didn't subscribe

  29. shut tf up! i just wanted to learn my first opening!

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