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C*ck and ball$ opening –
00:00 – Intro
00:15 – C*ck And Ball$ Gambit
01:48 – Coca Cola Gambit
02:32 – ICBM Gambit
03:53 – Beaver Dam
04:09 – Monkey’s Bum
04:29 – Lobster Gambit
04:57 – Potato Opening
05:18 – The Barnes Opening (king sacrifice)
05:51 – Bongcloud
06:16 – Tortoise Opening
06:40 – Clarendon Court Defense
07:03 – Polish Opening
07:30 – bonus opening
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cock and ball torture
Where is the bongcloud opening
ICBM is the only one here that actually works
"Cock and balls" 💀💀
4:30 nah bro just rated my bum as C tier
I have lost 400 elo and am now wanted for assault.
BRO IM DYING THIS IS SO FUNNY
Man i just hate it when my opponent whips out the "cock and balls" strategy
6:33 bishop to c6 goes hard
So you're telling me if you make a new chess opening you can name it whatever the fuck you want
Maybe time to learn chess
lol
1:09
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in the ICBM gambit its better for black to take the pawn and then the queen
"Busy building my coc" 🗿
''your opponent will try to dismental your cock''💀💀
I've gotten the shortest checkmate before. It sucks losing that early.
1:09 "your opponent doesn't care about your cock"
-A text to speech ahh voice
Falcon punch users are a menace to chess society… their strat is unbeateable or maybe beatable?
When is Chess 2 coming out
Im polish
Google en passant
The potato opening is just icbm gambit accelerated variation
The ICBM is actually kinda good against 1600 elo’s
Love that's video starts with Schlot slander.
stop swearing
EGG OPENING🔥🔥
Also, with the ICBM gambit, if the opponent opts for Nc6, attacking your queen and defending the bishop, DON'T TAKE THE FREE PAWN ON C7!!! e5 by black traps your queen, and black wins!
Woah I just found Fischy Anand's channel🙀
build and protect the cock and balls at all cost.
Losing a king doesn't harm you as much as losing your most valuable manly asset.
I actually made a better icbm
u forgot about sandomierski opening
I think the cock and balls opening is the hardest opening but it can surely last longer than 5 minutes in those games. 💀
I once made a staircase using pawns when playing with a friend, then many turns later realized I could end the game with a rook and a queen that had gone unnoticed entirely. Still one of my favorites.
I'm from poland and Polish Opening freaked me out of laughter
3:55 это плотина бобра
All of those openings (except the punch) are ones I tried against an acquaintance in high school even though I had never studied chess
They were my go to strategies…
why the hell to u. have5 fucking Cock and ball opening video and one Target " Minor" vid💀
"doesn't care about your cock" heard that many times before 😭
as a person who never played chess, I absolutely love to watch these chess videos
So polish opening is just less fucked cola gambit
My brain hurt
3:29 why not bishop c4 bruh
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What about sperm opening
1:10 WILD
AI slop
I watched this video and then lost 4 games in a row and noq im 300 elo
> international continental ballistic missile
U wanna, fucking, try that again?
Its not pawn attack, its ПЛОТИНА БОБРА
My friend used to rush me down with his queen and it worked a few times out of 10 and the polish opening was the perfect counter no cap. I actually won 10/10 games vs him with that opening